D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 100, Pt. 2

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 94
Total Damage Taken: 16
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 9
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 2
Attacks Taken: 1
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (53)
Most Used Spell: Vicious Mockery (3)
Air Sharks: 1
Bulettebase Recipes Developed: 1
Fallen Sons Confirmed: 1
Impossible Choices: 1

It’s been right there, forever, I just don’t use cantrips.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 100 – Bulette With Butterfly Wings

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 100, Pt. 1

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 222
Total Damage Taken: 50
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0!
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 14
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 6
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: Theo (77)
Most Used Spell: Toll The Dead
Definitively Not Dead Boyz: 1
Spiritual Bovines: 1
Dead Cousin Identities Usurped: 1
Centaurs With Baby Heads: 1

Enjoy The Silence.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 100, Part 1 – What Is Lost Can Never Be Saved

Episode Totals:
Episode 100 Prison Break

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 99

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 264
Total Damage Taken: 129
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 2
Attacks Landed: 14
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 7
Attacks Taken: 8
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (164)
Most Used Spell: Inflict Wounds, Vicious Mockery (1)
Fallen Sons: 1
Fallen Boyz: 2
Bulettes: 7
With Butterfly Wings: 0

Fallen Son? Who, me? Never heard of him. That’s probably why they call him the Forgotten Son. Doesn’t ring a bell though, nope, not for me. Wasn’t it around sunset when he showed up? That’s right, it was. Fallen SUN, is what he meant. Like sunset. Yep, that’s it. 100%. No one to find, here.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 99 – Secret Destroyer

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 98

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 296
Total Damage Taken: 95
KOs/Kills: 6
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 18
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 17
Attacks Taken: 12
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (98)
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds, Ego Whip, Finger of Death, Poison Spray, Vicious Mockery (1)
Lassoed Bats: 1
Ungrateful Vampires: 1
Fallen Sons: 1
Gratuitously Vivid Descriptions of Poison Spray: 1

The Void stole all my crabs and all I got was this lousy guilt trip

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 98 – Misty Missteps

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 97

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 166
Total Damage Taken: 92
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 15
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 5
Attacks Taken: 14
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (144)
Most Used Spell: Arms of Hadar, Cure Wounds, Dissonant Whispers, Thorn Whip (1)
Surprisingly Potent Majordomo: 1
Wandzooka Blasts of Faith: 1
Mutinous Vampire Colleagues: 3
Mutinous Crab Congregants: 88

Yakkity Snax. Don’t talk back.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 97 – 2 Split 2 Party

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 96

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds (2)
“Figures of Speech”: 1
Existential Crises: 2
Loose Owlbears: 1
Self-docking Boats: 1

Dear Sirs or Madams,

You have burned down my father’s shop, ruined our way of making a business, and probably disrupted a lot of the nefarious things that were going on underneath the noses of the constabulary which basically steers clear of what we’re doing, and so if you could kindly F off and take your soft opening and cram it where the sun don’t shine, I would appreciate it.

Yours very sincerely,
Nebraska T. Shanker

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 96 – Extra Life 2020 Livestream Recording – Part 2

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 95

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 506
Total Damage Taken: 222
KOs/Kills: 6
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 22
Attacks Missed: 5
Attacks Avoided: 42
Attacks Taken: 13
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (193)
Most Used Spell: Vicious Mockery (2)
Bear Traps: 2
Vampires: 1
Charred Teleportation Circles: 1
Murder Confessions: 1

Empty yourself and be free.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 95 – Extra Life 2020 Livestream Recording – Part 1

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 94

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 354
Total Damage Taken: 302
KOs/Kills: 3
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 4
Attacks Landed: 20
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 24
Attacks Taken: 18
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (135)
Most Used Spell: Counterspell (2)
Fever Dreams: 1
Ungrateful Sons: 1
Abducted Dwarves: 1
Butt Murders: 1

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 94 – I Saved Your Dad, @$$hole

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 93

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Sobering Criminal Admissions: 1
Sobering Owlbear Admissions: 1
Owlbears Tracked: 1
Owlbear Trackers Tracked: 1
Inadvertent Treasure Hunts: did anyone check on the kids?
Fireballs: 3

Reaping < Sowing

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 93 – I’ll Stick With My Meat

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 92

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 18
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 1
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: The Void
Most Used Spell: N/A
Nascent Attunements: 1
Corn-Fed Alibis: 1
Baseless Allegations: So many
Majorly Pissed-off Majordomo: 1

Where’d that old lady come from?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 92 – Boyz of a Feather (Rock Together)