D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 73

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 176
Total Damage Taken: 156
KOs/Kills: 6
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 17
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 5
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (70)
Most Used Spell: Eldritch Blast, Frostbite, Mass Cure Wounds, Misty Step, Time Vortex (1)
Failed Superkick Parties: 1
Feral Hogs: 13-15
Severe Burns: 6
Gaseous Forms Violated: 1

Stop, drop, and roll.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 73: Who Let The Hogs Out?

Tasty Boyz Episode 73 – Who Let The Hogs Out?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! When last we saw the Tasty Boyz they were being beset upon by swarms of angry bees while trying to retrieve a family heirloom of LOM’s Auntie of the Twilightforge Clan. Drawn from the pages of Rolled & Told June 2019, the adventures in the Onion Caves continues and… wait, does someone smell bacon? Also, happy birthday, Ringer!

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer), the returning Prof. Jakob Strongbrew (YOUR King Ginger), and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 72

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 11
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Gorillas in the Mist: 1
Sleeping Bears Let Lie: 2
Watery Pies: 1
BEES!: Lots

Oh, what a feeling.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 72 – The Birddog And The Bees

Tasty Boyz Episode 72 – The Bird(dog) and The Bees

The Tasty Boyz have made their way to the Onion Caves with old friend Professor Jakob Strongbrew in tow and discover all sorts of mayhem as they attemp to retrieve a family heirloom. Drawn from the pages of Rolled & Told June 2019, the Boyz don’t encounter much… until they do. Also, I heard that Horatio can’t see without his glasses. OPE.

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer), the returning Prof. Jakob Strongbrew (YOUR King Ginger), and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 71

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Dick Moves: 1
Private Dick Moves: 1
Returning Alchemists: 0
Returning Chronomancers: 1
Incidents of Thinly Veiled Racism By Dwarven Aunties: 3

Hold me closer, chronomancer.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 71 – There’s A Snake In My Boot

Tasty Boyz Episode 71 – There’s a Snake In My Boot

With murders solved in their rearview the Tasty Boyz run directly into new adventure as LOM’s long-lost Auntie charges them with retrieving a family heirloom from a former Dwarven stronghold in the Onion Caves northwest of New Kings Bae that has been seized by an Etten. Drawn from the pages of Rolled & Told June 2019, the Boyz are in for a few surprises along the way and for once, not all of them unpleasant!

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), and Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer) and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 70

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 472
Total Damage Taken: 185
KOs/Kills: 4
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 21
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 9
Attacks Taken: 10
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (301)
Most Used Spell: Banishment, Witch Bolt (2)
Spines Severed: 0
Chocolate Mohawks: 1
Private Dicks: 2. Er… 4? At least 2.
Hot Chocolate: Infinite

Georgia on my mind.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 70 – Extra Nice