Tasty Boyz Episode 57 – Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut

Tasty Boyz take requests now? After teasing some lizardfolk, encountering a Shambling Mound and almost suffocating inside of him, the Boyz are all set to head back to New Kings Bae as Digger arrives fresh off another wood quest, but something happens on the way to the teleportation bubble and Gary’s relatives aren’t happy (actually they’re mindless constructs, but work with us here)!

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 56

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 185
Total Damage Taken: 83
Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KOs: 0
Attacks Landed: 18
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 6
Attacks Taken: 6
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (134)
Highest Overall Monster Healing: Horatio (24)
Most Used Spells: Dimension Door, Dissonant Whispers (2)
Awkward Tuna Reunions: 1
Flying Lessons Promised: 1
Loms Swallowed: 1

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 56 – The Gary Shambling Show

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 55

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KOs: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: No damage. We’re pacifists now. Suck it, nerds.
Most Used Spells: None, not even Prestidigitation for atmosphere
Race Carriage Beds: 1
Toasts Corrected: 1
Hotel Rooms Booked: 2
Baby Owlbears: STILL ZERO, RIGHT, HORATIO!? RIGHT!?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 55 – Clangin’ and Bangin’

Tasty Boyz Episode 56 – The Gary Shambling Show

The Tasty Boyz are men about town as they go looking for a site for Kleatos Home for Wayward Individuals (working title, all rights reserved). What they find is a professional woodworker with a very specific request… one that to fill may mean DEATH for one of the Boyz! 

Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.

Tasty Boyz Episode 54: Today's Lazy Consumer

While Kleatos is away, the Boyz will play. After getting a letter from his friend, Elijah the Boyz start to get settled into their new home after returning from their Sea adventure but are off again and getting into quite a pickle without their resident Red-Meat Babyface.

Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.

Tasty Boyz Episode 53 – Modify Her I Hardly Know Her

The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin’ sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SEA HAG?!?

Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.