Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds (2)
“Figures of Speech”: 1
Existential Crises: 2
Loose Owlbears: 1
Self-docking Boats: 1

Dear Sirs or Madams,

You have burned down my father’s shop, ruined our way of making a business, and probably disrupted a lot of the nefarious things that were going on underneath the noses of the constabulary which basically steers clear of what we’re doing, and so if you could kindly F off and take your soft opening and cram it where the sun don’t shine, I would appreciate it.

Yours very sincerely,
Nebraska T. Shanker

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 96 – Extra Life 2020 Livestream Recording – Part 2

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