D&Observations: Episode 13 – Imma Shoot That Dinosaur In The Butt

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 270
Damage Taken: 89
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 3
Most Used Spell: Magic Stone, Ray of Sickness (1)
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 3
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Dinosaurs Lasered in the Butt: 1
New Kings of Dinosaurs: 1
3-Foot-Tall Elephant Stampedes: 1
Inadvertent Biblical Allusions on Easter: 2


Somewhere out there, the universe cries in terror

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 106

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 6
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Horatio (6)
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds (1)
Vampires Cured To Death: 1
Railguns Salvaged: 1
Law Degrees Pursued: 1
Dwarves Drawn Like One Of The Void’s French Girls: 1

Rock, I’m gonna blow your mind right now: all food IS cooked with life energy.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 106 – Fourth Night, Forth Knight

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 105

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 334
Total Damage Taken: 82
KOs/Kills: 3
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 21
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 11
Attacks Taken: 3
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (133)
Most Used Spell: Witch Bolt (2)
Friendly Fire: Plenty
Enormous Mythical Birds: 2
Skeletal Crewmates: 3
Airships Dismantled: 1

No bones about it, we’re running a skeleton crew

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 104 – Which Will

D&Observations: Episode 12 – A Maze? Balls.

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 4
Most Used Spell: Catapult (2)
Attempted Thefts: 1
Items Stolen: 1
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Potion of Keen Mind
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 2
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Scritches Given: Many
Siblings Laid To Rest: 10
Returning BBEGs: 1
Bug Vacuums: 1
Bugs Vacuumed: 1
Secret Treasure Rooms That Unexpectedly Reveal The Grand Tapestry Of The Entire Found Family Venture: 1
TPK: 1
Kaiju(?): 1(???)

Don’t die? You’re gonna kill us!

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 104

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 52
Total Damage Taken: 52
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 6
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 6
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (52)
Most Used Spell: Poison Spray (unintentional), Thorn Whip (1)
Public Dicking Boards: 1
Minoshoes: 2
Consecutive Episodes Where The Boyz Have Only Dealt Damage To Each Other: 3
Airships: 2
Airships That Match That tattoo Lom Is Always Showing To People: 1

Suspects:
Col. Mustard
Lus
Lom
Tasty Pete
Captain Noobay
Steve Smith, Jr.
Elijah
Torm
Horatio

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 104 – Which Will

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 103

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 12
Total Damage Taken: 12
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (12)
Most Used Spell: N/A
Sketchy Handshakes: 1
Fist-based Interpretations of Monkish Philosophy: 1
Boyz Growing Weary of Void-based Fuckery: At least 1
Boyz Totally Down With Void-based Fuckery: At least 1

There’s life energy all around us, and you grab it, and then I punch Lom in the head.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 103 – Songbird

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 102

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 46
Total Damage Taken: 46
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 5
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 5
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (39)
Most Used Spell: N/A
Boyz Detained By Interdimensional Border Patrol: 1
First Time Monk Lessons: 1
First Time Monk Teachings: 1
Sketchy Handshakes: 1

That’s why I hit you. I hit you because of your stupid shirt.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 102 – Boyz, Interrupted

D&Observations: Episode 11 – Are You There Torm? It’s Me, Twig

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 206
Damage Taken: 74
Kills/KOs: 4
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Catapult (2)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Solemn Oaths Never To Thieve Again: 1
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 1
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Bananas Acquired: 1
Deus Ex Machina: 2
Paladin Oaths Sworn: 1
Skitches Slain: 1
Siblings emerging from other siblings like Ace Ventura from an animatronic rhino’s butt: 1
Tempting Crates Full of Powerful Items: 1
Powerful Evils From The Domains Of Dread Released Into Sigil: 1. It’s fine.

You wanna live? Jump in the shit hole!

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D&Observations: Episode 10 – Nothing Rhymes With Orange

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 26
Damage Taken: 5
Kills/KOs: 1
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Sending (1)
Attempted Thefts: 3
Items Stolen: 3
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Domino mask
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Struttin’ Hands: 1
Sweet-Ass Thieves’ Tools: 3
Children in Stasis: 3
Bizarre Golden Compasses: 1

Where is my goddamn orange!?

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D&Observations: Episode 9 – Can Warforged Feel?

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 242
Damage Taken: 45
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Shocking Grasp (2)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 6
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Azure Avengers: 1
Grease-Sucking Boots: 2
Foot-Tall Warforged: 1
Mugshots: 0, somehow

AGAB

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