D&Observations: Episode 8 – The Devil’s Laundry (I Can Lift That Baby)

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 196
Damage Taken: 40
Kills/KOs: 4
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness; Tasha’s Caustic Brew
Attempted Thefts: 4
Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Largest Item: Plantain
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 5
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Stanky Legs: 2
Mystical Transformations: Actually, we still need to talk this one out.
Live Kids: 8
Dead Kids: 5
New Stray Limit Previously Committed To: 0
New Strays: 3

The definition of insanity is expecting a group of shitty little kids to know the market rate for laundry service, LINDA.

Watch Down & Outlands – Episode 8 on YouTube
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D&Observations: Episode 7 – If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put A Ring On It

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 4
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: N/A
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 4
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Rings Accepted: 3
Rings Refused: 1
Weenie Votes: 3
Backwards Hands: 2
Siblings Arrested: 1
Trips to Hell: 1

Is it a murder book? Looks like a murder book. Are you sure it’s not a murder book?

Watch Down & Outlands – Episode 7 on YouTube
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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 100, Pt. 2

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 94
Total Damage Taken: 16
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 9
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 2
Attacks Taken: 1
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (53)
Most Used Spell: Vicious Mockery (3)
Air Sharks: 1
Bulettebase Recipes Developed: 1
Fallen Sons Confirmed: 1
Impossible Choices: 1

It’s been right there, forever, I just don’t use cantrips.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 100 – Bulette With Butterfly Wings

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 100, Pt. 1

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 222
Total Damage Taken: 50
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0!
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 14
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 6
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: Theo (77)
Most Used Spell: Toll The Dead
Definitively Not Dead Boyz: 1
Spiritual Bovines: 1
Dead Cousin Identities Usurped: 1
Centaurs With Baby Heads: 1

Enjoy The Silence.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 100, Part 1 – What Is Lost Can Never Be Saved

Episode Totals:
Episode 100 Prison Break

D&Observations: Episode 6 – Mighty Ceremorphin’ Power Levelers

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 106
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 6
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: N/A
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 3
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Carceral Libraries: 1
Draconic Apologies: 1
Gnolls With Laser Guns: 1
Offers Too Good To Refuse: At least one
Ailing Fathers: 1
Impending Power Plays: So Many

Next time meet, we see who food.

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 99

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 264
Total Damage Taken: 129
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 2
Attacks Landed: 14
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 7
Attacks Taken: 8
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (164)
Most Used Spell: Inflict Wounds, Vicious Mockery (1)
Fallen Sons: 1
Fallen Boyz: 2
Bulettes: 7
With Butterfly Wings: 0

Fallen Son? Who, me? Never heard of him. That’s probably why they call him the Forgotten Son. Doesn’t ring a bell though, nope, not for me. Wasn’t it around sunset when he showed up? That’s right, it was. Fallen SUN, is what he meant. Like sunset. Yep, that’s it. 100%. No one to find, here.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 99 – Secret Destroyer

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 98

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 296
Total Damage Taken: 95
KOs/Kills: 6
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 18
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 17
Attacks Taken: 12
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (98)
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds, Ego Whip, Finger of Death, Poison Spray, Vicious Mockery (1)
Lassoed Bats: 1
Ungrateful Vampires: 1
Fallen Sons: 1
Gratuitously Vivid Descriptions of Poison Spray: 1

The Void stole all my crabs and all I got was this lousy guilt trip

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 98 – Misty Missteps

D&Observations: Episode 5

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 129
Damage Taken: 15
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 1
Items Stolen: Two (2) small bags
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Unclear if one small bag is a larger small bag than the other small bag.
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 2
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Vanishing Artificers: 1
Flaming Illithid Ships: 1
Aspirational Dragon Slaying Plans: 1
Family Secrets Revealed: So many

Mr. Anon, I don’t feel so good….

Watch Down & Outlands – Episode 5 on YouTube
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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 97

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 166
Total Damage Taken: 92
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 15
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 5
Attacks Taken: 14
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (144)
Most Used Spell: Arms of Hadar, Cure Wounds, Dissonant Whispers, Thorn Whip (1)
Surprisingly Potent Majordomo: 1
Wandzooka Blasts of Faith: 1
Mutinous Vampire Colleagues: 3
Mutinous Crab Congregants: 88

Yakkity Snax. Don’t talk back.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 97 – 2 Split 2 Party

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 96

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds (2)
“Figures of Speech”: 1
Existential Crises: 2
Loose Owlbears: 1
Self-docking Boats: 1

Dear Sirs or Madams,

You have burned down my father’s shop, ruined our way of making a business, and probably disrupted a lot of the nefarious things that were going on underneath the noses of the constabulary which basically steers clear of what we’re doing, and so if you could kindly F off and take your soft opening and cram it where the sun don’t shine, I would appreciate it.

Yours very sincerely,
Nebraska T. Shanker

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 96 – Extra Life 2020 Livestream Recording – Part 2