D&Observations: Episode 15 – The Dangers of Composting

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 530
Damage Taken: 171
Kills/KOs: 9
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness (2)
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 5
Episodes Since Last Theft: 3
Falling Mushrooms: 1
Covert Transformations: 1
Vanishing Gnolls: 1
Compost Kaiju: 1


The Mushroom Kingdom does not tolerate violence.

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D&Observations: Episode 14 – Magic Isn’t Real

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Magic Stone
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Stolen Items Shown Off: Like ALL of them
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 4
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Domains of Dread Cameos: 1
Warforged Battlesuits: 1
People Potatoes: 15 or so
Technological Revelations: So many
Number Twos: 2

I don’t think you’re gonna like the way we taste, because the way I hear it? We’re shitty little kids.

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 111

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 197
Total Damage Taken: 131
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 16
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 3
Highest Overall Damage: 139 (Kleatos)
Most Used Spell: Bigby’s Hand, Heat Metal, Inflict Wounds (1)
Stool Samples: 2
Passwords Deciphered: 1
Bouts With Tunnelvision: 1
Mysterious Giant Trees: 1

Swordfish.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 111 – The Heart and The Dart

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 110

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 59
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: 59 (Digger)
Most Used Spell: Evard’s Black Tentacles, Poison Spray, Thorn Whip (1)
Gratuitous Murders: 2
Hot Greasy Darts: 1
Barbarians Putting Down Roots: 1
Knock-Knock Jokes: 3

Wet shirt don’t break.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 110 – Sausage Ex Machina

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 109

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 155
Total Damage Taken: 62
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 15
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 10
Attacks Taken: 8
Highest Overall Damage: 155 (Rock)
Most Used Spell: Dimension Door, Locate Object (1)
Plan B Revelations: 1
Piggyback Rides: 1
Doggy Bags of Holding: 1
Kicks In The Dick: 1

We’ll call it “The Hank.”

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 109 – Tasty Days, Tasty Nights

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 108

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 48
Total Damage Taken: 60
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: 48 (Digger)
Most Used Spell: Inflict Wounds (1)
Void Bibles In The Nightstand: 0
Drugged Root Beers: 2
Villainous Soliloquies: 1
Exotic Fruits: Many

Is it still a B&E if they burned your fast casual lighthouse down first?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 108 – Have A Tasty Stay!

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 107

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 23
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds, Disguise Self (1)
Bear Traps Set: 5
Realistic Vampire Disguises: 0
Tuna Melts: 3
Minutes Until Chateau Von Hergenbergerstein Became Chateau Von Hergenbergenstein: 21

Tasty Boyz Interdimensional: Better Than Sbarro™

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 107 – Have A Tasty Day!

D&Observations: Episode 13 – Imma Shoot That Dinosaur In The Butt

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 270
Damage Taken: 89
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 3
Most Used Spell: Magic Stone, Ray of Sickness (1)
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 3
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Dinosaurs Lasered in the Butt: 1
New Kings of Dinosaurs: 1
3-Foot-Tall Elephant Stampedes: 1
Inadvertent Biblical Allusions on Easter: 2


Somewhere out there, the universe cries in terror

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 106

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 6
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Horatio (6)
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds (1)
Vampires Cured To Death: 1
Railguns Salvaged: 1
Law Degrees Pursued: 1
Dwarves Drawn Like One Of The Void’s French Girls: 1

Rock, I’m gonna blow your mind right now: all food IS cooked with life energy.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 106 – Fourth Night, Forth Knight

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 105

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 334
Total Damage Taken: 82
KOs/Kills: 3
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 21
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 11
Attacks Taken: 3
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (133)
Most Used Spell: Witch Bolt (2)
Friendly Fire: Plenty
Enormous Mythical Birds: 2
Skeletal Crewmates: 3
Airships Dismantled: 1

No bones about it, we’re running a skeleton crew

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 104 – Which Will