D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 66

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 999
Total Damage Taken: 175
KOs/Kills: 39
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 24
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 34
Attacks Taken: 27
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (443)
Most Used Spell: Fireball (2)
Angry Crabs: 67
Holy Crab Altars Discovered: 1
Crabs Converted To The Void: 27
Friendly Fire Tentacle Attacks: 1

We’ve got crab legs.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 66: If You’re Havin’ Crab problems, I Feel Bad For You Son….

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 65

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 95
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (95)
Most Used Spells: Enervation, Evard’s Black Tentacles, Phantom Steed (1)
Good Deeds Rewarded: 1
Inspiration For Ass Cream: 1
Extraplanar Plants Grown: 1
Intracompany Rivalries Established: Countless
North Is: Right

It was a Starbucks Doubleshot commercial.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 65: There Will Be Crabs

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 63

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spells: None!
Jealous Displacer Beasts: 1
Crab Traps Constructed: 1
Slides Sabotaged: 1
Broken Grocery Bags: 2

It’s ButtSaw.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 63:

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 62

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 232
Total Damage Taken: 205
KOs/Kills: 4
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 1
Attacks Landed: 23
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 11
Attacks Taken: 7
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (133)
Most Used Spells: Cure Wounds (1)
Iron Ingots Dropped: 300
Fell Into The Pit: 3
Ethically Questionable Basement Moments: 1
Where Was Lom’s Lighter?: The world may never know.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 62 McCallister’s Folly

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 61

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 12
Total Damage Taken: 234
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 2
Attacks Landed: 5
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 8
Attacks Taken: 16
Highest Overall Damage: Lom (12)
Most Used Spells: Oops, we can’t cast spells
Diggers Sorely Missed: 1
Digger Check Bonus: 15,000
Inadvertent Cow Crashes: 1
Number of Tasty Boyz Still Standing: 1

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 61 Man In The Mirror

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 60

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 82
Total Damage Taken: 219
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 6
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 8
Highest Overall Damage: Horatio (71)
Most Used Spells: Light (2)
Void Tingles: 1
Sympathy Pains: 1
Oops, That Was Blight: 1
Black Eyes: 4

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 60 – Tainted Love

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 59

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 28
% of Damage Done By Owlbears: 100%
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 1
Attacks Taken: 3
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spells: Cure Wounds, Minor Illusion, Phantom Steed (1)
Pyramid Schemes: 1
Dick Punches Threatened: 1
Where Kleatos Stowed Lom’s Phone: ???
Lom’s Lighter: ???
Owlbears: OH, I SEE HOW IT IS.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 59 – Wine Me, Dine Me, Fifty-Nine Me