D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 111

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 197
Total Damage Taken: 131
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 16
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 3
Highest Overall Damage: 139 (Kleatos)
Most Used Spell: Bigby’s Hand, Heat Metal, Inflict Wounds (1)
Stool Samples: 2
Passwords Deciphered: 1
Bouts With Tunnelvision: 1
Mysterious Giant Trees: 1

Swordfish.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 111 – The Heart and The Dart

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 110

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 59
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: 59 (Digger)
Most Used Spell: Evard’s Black Tentacles, Poison Spray, Thorn Whip (1)
Gratuitous Murders: 2
Hot Greasy Darts: 1
Barbarians Putting Down Roots: 1
Knock-Knock Jokes: 3

Wet shirt don’t break.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 110 – Sausage Ex Machina

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 109

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 155
Total Damage Taken: 62
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 15
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 10
Attacks Taken: 8
Highest Overall Damage: 155 (Rock)
Most Used Spell: Dimension Door, Locate Object (1)
Plan B Revelations: 1
Piggyback Rides: 1
Doggy Bags of Holding: 1
Kicks In The Dick: 1

We’ll call it “The Hank.”

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 109 – Tasty Days, Tasty Nights

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 108

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 48
Total Damage Taken: 60
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: 48 (Digger)
Most Used Spell: Inflict Wounds (1)
Void Bibles In The Nightstand: 0
Drugged Root Beers: 2
Villainous Soliloquies: 1
Exotic Fruits: Many

Is it still a B&E if they burned your fast casual lighthouse down first?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 108 – Have A Tasty Stay!

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 107

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 23
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds, Disguise Self (1)
Bear Traps Set: 5
Realistic Vampire Disguises: 0
Tuna Melts: 3
Minutes Until Chateau Von Hergenbergerstein Became Chateau Von Hergenbergenstein: 21

Tasty Boyz Interdimensional: Better Than Sbarro™

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 107 – Have A Tasty Day!

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 106

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 6
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Horatio (6)
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds (1)
Vampires Cured To Death: 1
Railguns Salvaged: 1
Law Degrees Pursued: 1
Dwarves Drawn Like One Of The Void’s French Girls: 1

Rock, I’m gonna blow your mind right now: all food IS cooked with life energy.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 106 – Fourth Night, Forth Knight

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 105

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 334
Total Damage Taken: 82
KOs/Kills: 3
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 21
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 11
Attacks Taken: 3
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (133)
Most Used Spell: Witch Bolt (2)
Friendly Fire: Plenty
Enormous Mythical Birds: 2
Skeletal Crewmates: 3
Airships Dismantled: 1

No bones about it, we’re running a skeleton crew

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 104 – Which Will

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 104

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 52
Total Damage Taken: 52
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 6
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 6
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (52)
Most Used Spell: Poison Spray (unintentional), Thorn Whip (1)
Public Dicking Boards: 1
Minoshoes: 2
Consecutive Episodes Where The Boyz Have Only Dealt Damage To Each Other: 3
Airships: 2
Airships That Match That tattoo Lom Is Always Showing To People: 1

Suspects:
Col. Mustard
Lus
Lom
Tasty Pete
Captain Noobay
Steve Smith, Jr.
Elijah
Torm
Horatio

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 104 – Which Will

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 103

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 12
Total Damage Taken: 12
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (12)
Most Used Spell: N/A
Sketchy Handshakes: 1
Fist-based Interpretations of Monkish Philosophy: 1
Boyz Growing Weary of Void-based Fuckery: At least 1
Boyz Totally Down With Void-based Fuckery: At least 1

There’s life energy all around us, and you grab it, and then I punch Lom in the head.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 103 – Songbird

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 102

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 46
Total Damage Taken: 46
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 5
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 5
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (39)
Most Used Spell: N/A
Boyz Detained By Interdimensional Border Patrol: 1
First Time Monk Lessons: 1
First Time Monk Teachings: 1
Sketchy Handshakes: 1

That’s why I hit you. I hit you because of your stupid shirt.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 102 – Boyz, Interrupted