D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 104

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 52
Total Damage Taken: 52
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 6
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 6
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (52)
Most Used Spell: Poison Spray (unintentional), Thorn Whip (1)
Public Dicking Boards: 1
Minoshoes: 2
Consecutive Episodes Where The Boyz Have Only Dealt Damage To Each Other: 3
Airships: 2
Airships That Match That tattoo Lom Is Always Showing To People: 1

Suspects:
Col. Mustard
Lus
Lom
Tasty Pete
Captain Noobay
Steve Smith, Jr.
Elijah
Torm
Horatio

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 104 – Which Will

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 103

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 12
Total Damage Taken: 12
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (12)
Most Used Spell: N/A
Sketchy Handshakes: 1
Fist-based Interpretations of Monkish Philosophy: 1
Boyz Growing Weary of Void-based Fuckery: At least 1
Boyz Totally Down With Void-based Fuckery: At least 1

There’s life energy all around us, and you grab it, and then I punch Lom in the head.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 103 – Songbird

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 102

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 46
Total Damage Taken: 46
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 5
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 5
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (39)
Most Used Spell: N/A
Boyz Detained By Interdimensional Border Patrol: 1
First Time Monk Lessons: 1
First Time Monk Teachings: 1
Sketchy Handshakes: 1

That’s why I hit you. I hit you because of your stupid shirt.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 102 – Boyz, Interrupted

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 100, Pt. 2

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 94
Total Damage Taken: 16
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 9
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 2
Attacks Taken: 1
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (53)
Most Used Spell: Vicious Mockery (3)
Air Sharks: 1
Bulettebase Recipes Developed: 1
Fallen Sons Confirmed: 1
Impossible Choices: 1

It’s been right there, forever, I just don’t use cantrips.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 100 – Bulette With Butterfly Wings

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 100, Pt. 1

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 222
Total Damage Taken: 50
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0!
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 14
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 6
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: Theo (77)
Most Used Spell: Toll The Dead
Definitively Not Dead Boyz: 1
Spiritual Bovines: 1
Dead Cousin Identities Usurped: 1
Centaurs With Baby Heads: 1

Enjoy The Silence.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 100, Part 1 – What Is Lost Can Never Be Saved

Episode Totals:
Episode 100 Prison Break

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 99

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 264
Total Damage Taken: 129
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 2
Attacks Landed: 14
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 7
Attacks Taken: 8
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (164)
Most Used Spell: Inflict Wounds, Vicious Mockery (1)
Fallen Sons: 1
Fallen Boyz: 2
Bulettes: 7
With Butterfly Wings: 0

Fallen Son? Who, me? Never heard of him. That’s probably why they call him the Forgotten Son. Doesn’t ring a bell though, nope, not for me. Wasn’t it around sunset when he showed up? That’s right, it was. Fallen SUN, is what he meant. Like sunset. Yep, that’s it. 100%. No one to find, here.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 99 – Secret Destroyer

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 98

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 296
Total Damage Taken: 95
KOs/Kills: 6
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 18
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 17
Attacks Taken: 12
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (98)
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds, Ego Whip, Finger of Death, Poison Spray, Vicious Mockery (1)
Lassoed Bats: 1
Ungrateful Vampires: 1
Fallen Sons: 1
Gratuitously Vivid Descriptions of Poison Spray: 1

The Void stole all my crabs and all I got was this lousy guilt trip

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 98 – Misty Missteps

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 97

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 166
Total Damage Taken: 92
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 15
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 5
Attacks Taken: 14
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (144)
Most Used Spell: Arms of Hadar, Cure Wounds, Dissonant Whispers, Thorn Whip (1)
Surprisingly Potent Majordomo: 1
Wandzooka Blasts of Faith: 1
Mutinous Vampire Colleagues: 3
Mutinous Crab Congregants: 88

Yakkity Snax. Don’t talk back.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 97 – 2 Split 2 Party

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 96

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds (2)
“Figures of Speech”: 1
Existential Crises: 2
Loose Owlbears: 1
Self-docking Boats: 1

Dear Sirs or Madams,

You have burned down my father’s shop, ruined our way of making a business, and probably disrupted a lot of the nefarious things that were going on underneath the noses of the constabulary which basically steers clear of what we’re doing, and so if you could kindly F off and take your soft opening and cram it where the sun don’t shine, I would appreciate it.

Yours very sincerely,
Nebraska T. Shanker

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 96 – Extra Life 2020 Livestream Recording – Part 2

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 95

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 506
Total Damage Taken: 222
KOs/Kills: 6
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 22
Attacks Missed: 5
Attacks Avoided: 42
Attacks Taken: 13
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (193)
Most Used Spell: Vicious Mockery (2)
Bear Traps: 2
Vampires: 1
Charred Teleportation Circles: 1
Murder Confessions: 1

Empty yourself and be free.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 95 – Extra Life 2020 Livestream Recording – Part 1