D&Observations: Episode 14 – Magic Isn’t Real

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Magic Stone
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Stolen Items Shown Off: Like ALL of them
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 4
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Domains of Dread Cameos: 1
Warforged Battlesuits: 1
People Potatoes: 15 or so
Technological Revelations: So many
Number Twos: 2

I don’t think you’re gonna like the way we taste, because the way I hear it? We’re shitty little kids.

Watch Down & Outlands – Episode 14 on YouTube
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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 111

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 197
Total Damage Taken: 131
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 16
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 3
Highest Overall Damage: 139 (Kleatos)
Most Used Spell: Bigby’s Hand, Heat Metal, Inflict Wounds (1)
Stool Samples: 2
Passwords Deciphered: 1
Bouts With Tunnelvision: 1
Mysterious Giant Trees: 1

Swordfish.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 111 – The Heart and The Dart

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 110

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 59
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: 59 (Digger)
Most Used Spell: Evard’s Black Tentacles, Poison Spray, Thorn Whip (1)
Gratuitous Murders: 2
Hot Greasy Darts: 1
Barbarians Putting Down Roots: 1
Knock-Knock Jokes: 3

Wet shirt don’t break.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 110 – Sausage Ex Machina

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 109

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 155
Total Damage Taken: 62
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 15
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 10
Attacks Taken: 8
Highest Overall Damage: 155 (Rock)
Most Used Spell: Dimension Door, Locate Object (1)
Plan B Revelations: 1
Piggyback Rides: 1
Doggy Bags of Holding: 1
Kicks In The Dick: 1

We’ll call it “The Hank.”

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 109 – Tasty Days, Tasty Nights

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 108

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 48
Total Damage Taken: 60
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: 48 (Digger)
Most Used Spell: Inflict Wounds (1)
Void Bibles In The Nightstand: 0
Drugged Root Beers: 2
Villainous Soliloquies: 1
Exotic Fruits: Many

Is it still a B&E if they burned your fast casual lighthouse down first?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 108 – Have A Tasty Stay!

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 107

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 23
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds, Disguise Self (1)
Bear Traps Set: 5
Realistic Vampire Disguises: 0
Tuna Melts: 3
Minutes Until Chateau Von Hergenbergerstein Became Chateau Von Hergenbergenstein: 21

Tasty Boyz Interdimensional: Better Than Sbarro™

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 107 – Have A Tasty Day!

D&Observations: Episode 13 – Imma Shoot That Dinosaur In The Butt

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 270
Damage Taken: 89
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 3
Most Used Spell: Magic Stone, Ray of Sickness (1)
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 3
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Dinosaurs Lasered in the Butt: 1
New Kings of Dinosaurs: 1
3-Foot-Tall Elephant Stampedes: 1
Inadvertent Biblical Allusions on Easter: 2


Somewhere out there, the universe cries in terror

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 106

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 6
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Horatio (6)
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds (1)
Vampires Cured To Death: 1
Railguns Salvaged: 1
Law Degrees Pursued: 1
Dwarves Drawn Like One Of The Void’s French Girls: 1

Rock, I’m gonna blow your mind right now: all food IS cooked with life energy.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 106 – Fourth Night, Forth Knight

Tasty Boyz Episode 110 – Sausage Ex Machina

Split apart like so many parts of a Hergenbergenstein potato salad before they’re combined into the magic that has made it a best selling side at the Hergenbergenstein Tasty Boyz franchise. Will the Boyz be able to put themselves back together again and more importantly, is that where they want to be? Tune into another mouth watering episode of D&DDT to find out!

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer), Rock Leafbottom (Joel Vollmer), and as always Beard as your DM.

Tasty Boyz Episode 109 – Tasty Days, Tasty Nights

Night after night, day after day, it went on and on
Then came that morning he woke up alone
He spent all night staring down at the lights of Hergenbergerstein
Wondering if he could ever go home

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer), Rock Leafbottom (Joel Vollmer), and as always Beard as your DM.