D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 104

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 52
Total Damage Taken: 52
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 6
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 6
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (52)
Most Used Spell: Poison Spray (unintentional), Thorn Whip (1)
Public Dicking Boards: 1
Minoshoes: 2
Consecutive Episodes Where The Boyz Have Only Dealt Damage To Each Other: 3
Airships: 2
Airships That Match That tattoo Lom Is Always Showing To People: 1

Suspects:
Col. Mustard
Lus
Lom
Tasty Pete
Captain Noobay
Steve Smith, Jr.
Elijah
Torm
Horatio

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 104 – Which Will

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 103

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 12
Total Damage Taken: 12
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (12)
Most Used Spell: N/A
Sketchy Handshakes: 1
Fist-based Interpretations of Monkish Philosophy: 1
Boyz Growing Weary of Void-based Fuckery: At least 1
Boyz Totally Down With Void-based Fuckery: At least 1

There’s life energy all around us, and you grab it, and then I punch Lom in the head.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 103 – Songbird

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 102

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 46
Total Damage Taken: 46
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 5
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 5
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (39)
Most Used Spell: N/A
Boyz Detained By Interdimensional Border Patrol: 1
First Time Monk Lessons: 1
First Time Monk Teachings: 1
Sketchy Handshakes: 1

That’s why I hit you. I hit you because of your stupid shirt.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 102 – Boyz, Interrupted

Tasty Boyz Episode 106 – Fourth Night, Forth Knight

In the aftermath of losing one of their own, how will the Boyz cope and how does the group move on? Well, for one member of the group it is quite quickly. But what questions linger about the future of the Tasty Boyz? Find out in this cooked to temp episode of D&DDT!

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer), Rock Leafbottom (Joel Vollmer), and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Observations: Episode 11 – Are You There Torm? It’s Me, Twig

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 206
Damage Taken: 74
Kills/KOs: 4
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Catapult (2)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Solemn Oaths Never To Thieve Again: 1
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 1
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Bananas Acquired: 1
Deus Ex Machina: 2
Paladin Oaths Sworn: 1
Skitches Slain: 1
Siblings emerging from other siblings like Ace Ventura from an animatronic rhino’s butt: 1
Tempting Crates Full of Powerful Items: 1
Powerful Evils From The Domains Of Dread Released Into Sigil: 1. It’s fine.

You wanna live? Jump in the shit hole!

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Tasty Boyz Episode 105 – Strange Fascinations

FIRE IN THE SKY! More familiar faces in unfamiliar places as LOM is reunited with the Dragonfly in the most peculiar fashion. Can they save his former berth from an untimely fate or will the clutches of it’s mystery pursuers give chase into oblivion? Find out an all you can eat episode with the one and only Tasty Boyz!

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer), Rock Leafbottom (Joel Vollmer), and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Observations: Episode 10 – Nothing Rhymes With Orange

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 26
Damage Taken: 5
Kills/KOs: 1
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Sending (1)
Attempted Thefts: 3
Items Stolen: 3
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Domino mask
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Struttin’ Hands: 1
Sweet-Ass Thieves’ Tools: 3
Children in Stasis: 3
Bizarre Golden Compasses: 1

Where is my goddamn orange!?

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D&Observations: Episode 9 – Can Warforged Feel?

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 242
Damage Taken: 45
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Shocking Grasp (2)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 6
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Azure Avengers: 1
Grease-Sucking Boots: 2
Foot-Tall Warforged: 1
Mugshots: 0, somehow

AGAB

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D&Observations: Episode 8 – The Devil’s Laundry (I Can Lift That Baby)

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 196
Damage Taken: 40
Kills/KOs: 4
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness; Tasha’s Caustic Brew
Attempted Thefts: 4
Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Largest Item: Plantain
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 5
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Stanky Legs: 2
Mystical Transformations: Actually, we still need to talk this one out.
Live Kids: 8
Dead Kids: 5
New Stray Limit Previously Committed To: 0
New Strays: 3

The definition of insanity is expecting a group of shitty little kids to know the market rate for laundry service, LINDA.

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D&Observations: Episode 7 – If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put A Ring On It

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 4
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: N/A
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 4
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Rings Accepted: 3
Rings Refused: 1
Weenie Votes: 3
Backwards Hands: 2
Siblings Arrested: 1
Trips to Hell: 1

Is it a murder book? Looks like a murder book. Are you sure it’s not a murder book?

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