D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 87

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Fog Cloud (2)
Wandzookas: 1
Horatio Hetfeld Ticket Sales: 94
Surreptitious Messages: 2
Mysteries Solved: maybe the real mysteries were the friends we made along the way

Digger & Kleatos: Private Dicks – You Get What You Pay For, And We Work For Free

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 87 – Lovin’ From The Oven

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 86

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Bone Spurs Cured: 1
Owlbears Sedated: 1
Paintings Touched: 0
Fake Mustaches: SO MANY

YOU get a promotion! And YOU get a promotion! YOU ALL GET PROMOTIOOOOOOOONS!

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 86 – Rock This House Tonight

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 85

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 281
Total Damage Taken: 75
KOs/Kills: 8
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 19
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 4
Attacks Taken: 5
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (90)
Most Used Spell: Toll The Dead (2)
Non-Magical Paintings: 1
Classrooms Plundered: 1
Dessicated Headmasters: 1
Cannonballs: 5

3 out of 4 ain’t bad.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 85 – Save The Best For Last

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 84

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Frostbite (1)
Wet Ass Porkchops: 1
Phone Plan Minutes Used: 5
Naps Taken: 3
Years Since Horatio Disappeared: 3

Scissors beat paper, rock beats scissors, meat beats Rock

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 84- Back Through The Looking Glass

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 83

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 18
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Delusions of Battle: 1
Phone Etiquette Penalties: 1
Doors Seduced: 1
When You Saw Only One Set Of Footprints, It Was Then That I Carried You: 4

How deep is your Lom?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 83 – Older Average Business Tortles

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 82

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Phantom Steed (1)
Miraculously Alive War Ponies: 1
Tankards of (Non-Minotaur) Milk: 2
Available Chocolate: None
Minutes Before The Boyz Remembered Horatio Wasn’t There: 25

If Niagara Falls but there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 82 – The Honeymooners

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 81

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Awkward Phone Calls: 3
Hang-ups: 2
Impending Performance Reviews: 4
Revisited Footprints: Many

Can you hear me now?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 81; What’s The Story, Morning Glory?

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 80

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 18
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Counterspell (1)
Magical Memory Tours: 1
Unexpecto Patronus: 1
Lusses Ghosted: 1
Attunements Adjusted: 3

Somewhere out there.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 80: We Die Together

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 79

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Lomsmas Carols: 1
Gnomes Remembered: 0
Patrons Encountered: 1
Ascensions to Godhood: 0

When you’re here, you’re family

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 79: We Ride Together

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 78

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Whooshes Ignored: Many
Limericks: 0.80
Stalactites That Aren’t Stalactites: Many
Tugs Horatio is Receiving: 1

…And you might tell yourself, this is not my beautiful lighthouse!

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 78: Heart of Darkness