D&Observations: Episode 10 – Nothing Rhymes With Orange

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 26
Damage Taken: 5
Kills/KOs: 1
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Sending (1)
Attempted Thefts: 3
Items Stolen: 3
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Domino mask
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Struttin’ Hands: 1
Sweet-Ass Thieves’ Tools: 3
Children in Stasis: 3
Bizarre Golden Compasses: 1

Where is my goddamn orange!?

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D&Observations: Episode 9 – Can Warforged Feel?

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 242
Damage Taken: 45
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Shocking Grasp (2)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 6
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Azure Avengers: 1
Grease-Sucking Boots: 2
Foot-Tall Warforged: 1
Mugshots: 0, somehow

AGAB

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D&Observations: Episode 8 – The Devil’s Laundry (I Can Lift That Baby)

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 196
Damage Taken: 40
Kills/KOs: 4
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness; Tasha’s Caustic Brew
Attempted Thefts: 4
Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Largest Item: Plantain
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 5
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Stanky Legs: 2
Mystical Transformations: Actually, we still need to talk this one out.
Live Kids: 8
Dead Kids: 5
New Stray Limit Previously Committed To: 0
New Strays: 3

The definition of insanity is expecting a group of shitty little kids to know the market rate for laundry service, LINDA.

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D&Observations: Episode 7 – If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put A Ring On It

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 4
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: N/A
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 4
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Rings Accepted: 3
Rings Refused: 1
Weenie Votes: 3
Backwards Hands: 2
Siblings Arrested: 1
Trips to Hell: 1

Is it a murder book? Looks like a murder book. Are you sure it’s not a murder book?

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 100, Pt. 2

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 94
Total Damage Taken: 16
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 9
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 2
Attacks Taken: 1
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (53)
Most Used Spell: Vicious Mockery (3)
Air Sharks: 1
Bulettebase Recipes Developed: 1
Fallen Sons Confirmed: 1
Impossible Choices: 1

It’s been right there, forever, I just don’t use cantrips.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 100 – Bulette With Butterfly Wings

Tasty Boyz Episode 100, Part 2 – Bulette With Butterfly Wings

A pack of Bulette! Just what Digger always wanted. It couldn’t come at a worse time with everyone struggling to stay upright and a frenzied Rock unwilling to yield, the Boyz find themselves up a tree with nowhere to run. Will they make it through the Centennial Episode and achieve syndication? Find out on another delectable morsel of an episode of D&DDT!

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 100, Pt. 1

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 222
Total Damage Taken: 50
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0!
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 14
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 6
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: Theo (77)
Most Used Spell: Toll The Dead
Definitively Not Dead Boyz: 1
Spiritual Bovines: 1
Dead Cousin Identities Usurped: 1
Centaurs With Baby Heads: 1

Enjoy The Silence.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 100, Part 1 – What Is Lost Can Never Be Saved

Episode Totals:
Episode 100 Prison Break

Tasty Boyz Episode 100, Part 1 – What is Lost Can Never Be Saved

LOM McHillface has been taken. Tasty Boyz Interdimensional is suffering a hostile takeover. The World is a Vampire. What to do in the face of all this turmoil? Leave No Boy Behind. With many imprisoned or captured by the forces of the Baron, a group of adventurers band together to save their fallen friends. It took 99 Episodes for Bulette and 100 for a PRISON BREAK. Will they make it to Part 2? Find out on another appetizing episode of D&DDT!

Featuring Elijah Doolittle (Ultimate Worrier), Jeremiah Twilightforge (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), Theodorus O’Toole (Nate the Ringer), Hank Bloodpile (Ref Clark Feldman), and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Observations: Episode 6 – Mighty Ceremorphin’ Power Levelers

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 106
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 6
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: N/A
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 3
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Carceral Libraries: 1
Draconic Apologies: 1
Gnolls With Laser Guns: 1
Offers Too Good To Refuse: At least one
Ailing Fathers: 1
Impending Power Plays: So Many

Next time meet, we see who food.

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 99

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 264
Total Damage Taken: 129
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 2
Attacks Landed: 14
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 7
Attacks Taken: 8
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (164)
Most Used Spell: Inflict Wounds, Vicious Mockery (1)
Fallen Sons: 1
Fallen Boyz: 2
Bulettes: 7
With Butterfly Wings: 0

Fallen Son? Who, me? Never heard of him. That’s probably why they call him the Forgotten Son. Doesn’t ring a bell though, nope, not for me. Wasn’t it around sunset when he showed up? That’s right, it was. Fallen SUN, is what he meant. Like sunset. Yep, that’s it. 100%. No one to find, here.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 99 – Secret Destroyer