D&Observations: Episode 8 – The Devil’s Laundry (I Can Lift That Baby)

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 196
Damage Taken: 40
Kills/KOs: 4
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness; Tasha’s Caustic Brew
Attempted Thefts: 4
Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Largest Item: Plantain
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 5
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Stanky Legs: 2
Mystical Transformations: Actually, we still need to talk this one out.
Live Kids: 8
Dead Kids: 5
New Stray Limit Previously Committed To: 0
New Strays: 3

The definition of insanity is expecting a group of shitty little kids to know the market rate for laundry service, LINDA.

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D&Observations: Episode 7 – If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put A Ring On It

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 4
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: N/A
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 4
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Rings Accepted: 3
Rings Refused: 1
Weenie Votes: 3
Backwards Hands: 2
Siblings Arrested: 1
Trips to Hell: 1

Is it a murder book? Looks like a murder book. Are you sure it’s not a murder book?

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D&Observations: Episode 6 – Mighty Ceremorphin’ Power Levelers

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 106
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 6
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: N/A
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 3
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Carceral Libraries: 1
Draconic Apologies: 1
Gnolls With Laser Guns: 1
Offers Too Good To Refuse: At least one
Ailing Fathers: 1
Impending Power Plays: So Many

Next time meet, we see who food.

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D&Observations: Episode 5

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 129
Damage Taken: 15
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 1
Items Stolen: Two (2) small bags
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Unclear if one small bag is a larger small bag than the other small bag.
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 2
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Vanishing Artificers: 1
Flaming Illithid Ships: 1
Aspirational Dragon Slaying Plans: 1
Family Secrets Revealed: So many

Mr. Anon, I don’t feel so good….

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Tasty Boyz Episode 96 – Extra Life 2020 Livestream Recording – Part 2

A D&D 5E Interdimensional Fast Casual Adventure with the one and only, Tasty Boyz.

Taped as part of Extra Life 2020, a fundraiser benefitting Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals. You can make tax-deductible donations to the Boyz through the end of the calendar year at bit.ly/knownworldunited2020 to support our local hospital: Gillette Children’s Specialty Healthcare!

Featuring:
Nate Itzen as Horation Hetfeld, Human Bard
Ryan Franson as Kleatos B’Goar, Minotaur Monk
Orin Veidt as Digger Doomtree, Tabaxi Warlock
Joel Vollmer as Big Bloody Rock Leafbottom, Halfling Barbarian
with Ref Dan Fitzgerald as Lom McHillface, Unconscious Dwarf Barbarian
and your DM: Beard from Heel Turn Radio

Tasty Boyz Episode 95 – Extra Life 2020 Livestream Recording – Part 1

A D&D 5E Interdimensional Fast Casual Adventure with the one and only, Tasty Boyz.

Taped as part of Extra Life 2020, a fundraiser benefitting Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals. You can make tax-deductible donations to the Boyz through the end of the calendar year at bit.ly/knownworldunited2020 to support our local hospital: Gillette Children’s Specialty Healthcare!

Featuring:
Nate Itzen as Horation Hetfeld, Human Bard
Ryan Franson as Kleatos B’Goar, Minotaur Monk
Orin Veidt as Digger Doomtree, Tabaxi Warlock
Joel Vollmer as Big Bloody Rock Leafbottom, Halfling Barbarian
with Ref Dan Fitzgerald as Lom McHillface, Unconscious Dwarf Barbarian
and your DM: Beard from Heel Turn Radio

D&Observations: Episode 4

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 47
Damage Taken: 146
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 4
Most Used Spell: Catapult, Magic Stone, Shocking Grasp (1)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: It’s not really stealing if it’s from a derelect Illithid ship.
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 1
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Skull Toilets: 1
Kitties: 0
3-Legged Brain Monsters Who Do A Killer Kitty Impersonation: 1
Githyanki Rescue Squads: 1

P.S. you still smell like butt.

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D&Observations: Episode 3

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 55
Damage Taken: 27
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Shocking Grasp (2)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Cosmic Jokes: 1
Spiders: Like, just a comical amount
Activated Birthmarks: 3
Malfunctioning Birthmarks: 1

You know Job.

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D&Observations: Episode 2

PARTY TOTALS
Attempted Thefts: 1
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Strays Taken In: 1
Fudge Ripple Goblins: 1
Sandy Buttholes: So Many
Sharts: 1

Sometimes a pocket, isn’t a pocket.

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D&Observations: Episode 1

PARTY TOTALS
Items Stolen: 5
Items Given Back: 3
Voluntarily: 1
Most Items Stolen: Amulet (3)
Largest Item: Twig (Hourglass)
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Getting Caught: 0
Ears Washed Behind: 6
Cat Fights: 1
Literal Bath Bombs: 1
Mechanical Spiders: SO MANY

This is the beginning of the rest of your life.

INDIVIDUAL/RUNNING TOTALS
Stolen Items Inventory

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