D&Observations: Episode 8 – The Devil’s Laundry (I Can Lift That Baby)

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 196
Damage Taken: 40
Kills/KOs: 4
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness; Tasha’s Caustic Brew
Attempted Thefts: 4
Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Largest Item: Plantain
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 5
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Stanky Legs: 2
Mystical Transformations: Actually, we still need to talk this one out.
Live Kids: 8
Dead Kids: 5
New Stray Limit Previously Committed To: 0
New Strays: 3

The definition of insanity is expecting a group of shitty little kids to know the market rate for laundry service, LINDA.

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D&Observations: Episode 7 – If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put A Ring On It

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 4
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: N/A
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 4
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Rings Accepted: 3
Rings Refused: 1
Weenie Votes: 3
Backwards Hands: 2
Siblings Arrested: 1
Trips to Hell: 1

Is it a murder book? Looks like a murder book. Are you sure it’s not a murder book?

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D&Observations: Episode 6 – Mighty Ceremorphin’ Power Levelers

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 106
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 6
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: N/A
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 3
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Carceral Libraries: 1
Draconic Apologies: 1
Gnolls With Laser Guns: 1
Offers Too Good To Refuse: At least one
Ailing Fathers: 1
Impending Power Plays: So Many

Next time meet, we see who food.

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D&Observations: Episode 5

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 129
Damage Taken: 15
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 1
Items Stolen: Two (2) small bags
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Unclear if one small bag is a larger small bag than the other small bag.
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 2
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Vanishing Artificers: 1
Flaming Illithid Ships: 1
Aspirational Dragon Slaying Plans: 1
Family Secrets Revealed: So many

Mr. Anon, I don’t feel so good….

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D&Observations: Episode 4

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 47
Damage Taken: 146
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 4
Most Used Spell: Catapult, Magic Stone, Shocking Grasp (1)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: It’s not really stealing if it’s from a derelect Illithid ship.
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 1
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Skull Toilets: 1
Kitties: 0
3-Legged Brain Monsters Who Do A Killer Kitty Impersonation: 1
Githyanki Rescue Squads: 1

P.S. you still smell like butt.

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D&Observations: Episode 3

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 55
Damage Taken: 27
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Shocking Grasp (2)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Cosmic Jokes: 1
Spiders: Like, just a comical amount
Activated Birthmarks: 3
Malfunctioning Birthmarks: 1

You know Job.

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D&Observations: Episode 2

PARTY TOTALS
Attempted Thefts: 1
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Strays Taken In: 1
Fudge Ripple Goblins: 1
Sandy Buttholes: So Many
Sharts: 1

Sometimes a pocket, isn’t a pocket.

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D&Observations: Episode 1

PARTY TOTALS
Items Stolen: 5
Items Given Back: 3
Voluntarily: 1
Most Items Stolen: Amulet (3)
Largest Item: Twig (Hourglass)
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Getting Caught: 0
Ears Washed Behind: 6
Cat Fights: 1
Literal Bath Bombs: 1
Mechanical Spiders: SO MANY

This is the beginning of the rest of your life.

INDIVIDUAL/RUNNING TOTALS
Stolen Items Inventory

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D&Deets: Domains of Dread – Final

PARTY TOTALS
Total Damage Dealt: 2826
Total Damage Taken: 1352
Kills: 60
KOs/Deaths: 12
Attacks Landed: 154
Attacks Missed: 25
Attacks Avoided: 108
Attacks Taken: 112
Highest Overall Damage: Kortash (817)
Most Used Spells: Cure Wounds (21)

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

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D&Deets: Domains of Dread – Episode 18

PARTY TOTALS
Total Damage Dealt: 414
Total Damage Taken: 119
Kills: 10
KOs/Deaths: 2
Attacks Landed: 15
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 12
Attacks Taken: 13
Highest Overall Damage: Kortash (171)
Most Used Spells: Healing Word (3)
Nutty Professors: 3
Licenses Acquired: 1
Goodbyes: Too Many
Happy Endings: 4
Sessions Since Last Death: 0

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