Well, you mighta guessed the Boyz found themselves in another pickle this week. Sure as shootin’, Digger rushed in and found himself surrounded by a mess of Giant Crabs. The Boyz catch up, but did they get there in time to avoid Cat Rangoon on the menu tonight? Only one way to find out!
Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Hyde Caelum), and Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer) and as always Beard as your DM.
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 95
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (95)
Most Used Spells: Enervation, Evard’s Black Tentacles, Phantom Steed (1)
Good Deeds Rewarded: 1
Inspiration For Ass Cream: 1
Extraplanar Plants Grown: 1
Intracompany Rivalries Established: Countless
North Is: Right
It was a Starbucks Doubleshot commercial.
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 65: There Will Be Crabs
The Boyz are back and they’ve got CRABS! I mean, wait. Crabbers Cove needs to be cleared and so they’re headed to see if they can quell the outbreak. But what happens when one of the Boyz jumps the gun? Tune in to find out!
Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Hyde Caelum), and Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer) and as always Beard as your DM.
The Boyz have been through quite a lot from the Search for Kleatos to settling in on the Eastern Reaches in New Kings Bae. Before we embark on the next Chapter, we sit down to look back on Episodes 31-63 and reflect on favorite moments from those stories. Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Hyde Caelum), and Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer) and as always Beard as your DM.
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spells: None!
Jealous Displacer Beasts: 1
Crab Traps Constructed: 1
Slides Sabotaged: 1
Broken Grocery Bags: 2
It’s ButtSaw.
Turns out, the Tasty Boyz are pretty tough and when the going gets tough, the tough get going, literally. Find out what happens in the fallout at the Villa and where the Boyz are going from here in an all new episode!
PARTY TOTALS
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
Kills: 1
KOs: 0
Deaths: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Really depends on what we’re considering “damage,” doesn’t it? The easy answer here is Magnar, but since we don’t have a stated number of hit points taken, then perhaps we have to consider the psychological damage that comes along with the party’s recent actions, and in that case, the answer would still probably be Magnar. It’s Magnar.
Most Used Spells: Identify (19)
Inspiration Granted: 1
Inspiration Used: 0
Fortunes Told: 2
Party Names Rejected: 11
Children Murdered: 1
Powerful Enemies Made: 26
Sessions Since Last Death: 2
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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 232
Total Damage Taken: 205
KOs/Kills: 4
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 1
Attacks Landed: 23
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 11
Attacks Taken: 7
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (133)
Most Used Spells: Cure Wounds (1)
Iron Ingots Dropped: 300
Fell Into The Pit: 3
Ethically Questionable Basement Moments: 1
Where Was Lom’s Lighter?: The world may never know.
I’ve been a victim of a selfish kind of love
It’s time that I realize
That there are some with no home, not a nickel to loan
Could it be really me, pretending that they’re not alone?
A willow deeply scarred, somebody’s broken heart
And a washed-out dream
They follow the pattern of the wind ya’ see
‘Cause they got no place to be
That’s why we’re starting with Tasty…
Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 12
Total Damage Taken: 234
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 2
Attacks Landed: 5
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 8
Attacks Taken: 16
Highest Overall Damage: Lom (12)
Most Used Spells: Oops, we can’t cast spells
Diggers Sorely Missed: 1
Digger Check Bonus: 15,000
Inadvertent Cow Crashes: 1
Number of Tasty Boyz Still Standing: 1
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