D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 93

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Sobering Criminal Admissions: 1
Sobering Owlbear Admissions: 1
Owlbears Tracked: 1
Owlbear Trackers Tracked: 1
Inadvertent Treasure Hunts: did anyone check on the kids?
Fireballs: 3

Reaping < Sowing

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 93 – I’ll Stick With My Meat

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 92

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 18
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 1
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: The Void
Most Used Spell: N/A
Nascent Attunements: 1
Corn-Fed Alibis: 1
Baseless Allegations: So many
Majorly Pissed-off Majordomo: 1

Where’d that old lady come from?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 92 – Boyz of a Feather (Rock Together)

D&Observations: Episode 4

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 47
Damage Taken: 146
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 4
Most Used Spell: Catapult, Magic Stone, Shocking Grasp (1)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: It’s not really stealing if it’s from a derelect Illithid ship.
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 1
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Skull Toilets: 1
Kitties: 0
3-Legged Brain Monsters Who Do A Killer Kitty Impersonation: 1
Githyanki Rescue Squads: 1

P.S. you still smell like butt.

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 91

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 176
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: The Void
Most Used Spell: Counterspell (2)
Attempted Homiecide: 1
Phone Confessions: 1
Percentage of Damage Self-Inflicted: 100%
Tasty Boyz Spotted At The Scene Of The Crime: 3

It’s no problem of mine
But it’s a problem I find
Living a life that I can’t leave behind

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 91 – Fast Casual Arson

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 90

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 305
Total Damage Taken: 101
KOs/Kills: 8
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 14
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 4
Highest Overall Damage: Horatio (164)
Most Used Spell: Fireball (1)
Suits of Armor: 5-6
Incidents Involving Fire: 3
Minor Crimes Prevented: 1
Major Crimes Committed: 3 and counting….

wHy DiD yOu TaKe My LiGhTeR aWaY?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 90-Oh, The Ironing!

D&Observations: Episode 3

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 55
Damage Taken: 27
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Shocking Grasp (2)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Cosmic Jokes: 1
Spiders: Like, just a comical amount
Activated Birthmarks: 3
Malfunctioning Birthmarks: 1

You know Job.

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 89

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 42
Total Damage Taken: 22
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 2
Attacks Taken: 1
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (42)
Most Used Spell: Arms of Hadar, Dimension Door, Magic Missile (1)
Party Splits: 2
Evidentiary Feathers Hidden: Many
Doors Pried Open With Lances: 1
Wandookas Brought To A Bar Fight: 1

Wait, so I’m not too big for Dimension Door?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 89 – Run To You

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 88

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 14
Total Damage Taken: 58
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (14)
Most Used Spell: Sending, Summon Greater Steed, Thorn Whip (1)
Barbarians Included: 1
Barbarians Abandoned: 1
Guilty Owlbears: 0, FOR ONCE.
Cattle Slaughtered: Many

Does this Wandzooka make my butt look big?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 88 – The Words Unspoken

D&Observations: Episode 2

PARTY TOTALS
Attempted Thefts: 1
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Strays Taken In: 1
Fudge Ripple Goblins: 1
Sandy Buttholes: So Many
Sharts: 1

Sometimes a pocket, isn’t a pocket.

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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 87

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Fog Cloud (2)
Wandzookas: 1
Horatio Hetfeld Ticket Sales: 94
Surreptitious Messages: 2
Mysteries Solved: maybe the real mysteries were the friends we made along the way

Digger & Kleatos: Private Dicks – You Get What You Pay For, And We Work For Free

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 87 – Lovin’ From The Oven