Tag: Twitch

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 29
Damage Taken: 13
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 2
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness (2)
Attempted Thefts: 3
Items Stolen: 3
Items Given Back: 3
Voluntarily: N/3
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Look, it’s not what you stole, but how you stole it.
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 7
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Nanite Wands: 2
Barrel Rolls: 1
Journeys Home: 1
Unwelcome Visitors: 1


We’re shitty little kids, and we stick together!

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PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 530
Damage Taken: 171
Kills/KOs: 9
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness (2)
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 5
Episodes Since Last Theft: 3
Falling Mushrooms: 1
Covert Transformations: 1
Vanishing Gnolls: 1
Compost Kaiju: 1


The Mushroom Kingdom does not tolerate violence.

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PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Magic Stone
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Stolen Items Shown Off: Like ALL of them
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 4
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Domains of Dread Cameos: 1
Warforged Battlesuits: 1
People Potatoes: 15 or so
Technological Revelations: So many
Number Twos: 2

I don’t think you’re gonna like the way we taste, because the way I hear it? We’re shitty little kids.

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PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 270
Damage Taken: 89
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 3
Most Used Spell: Magic Stone, Ray of Sickness (1)
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 3
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Dinosaurs Lasered in the Butt: 1
New Kings of Dinosaurs: 1
3-Foot-Tall Elephant Stampedes: 1
Inadvertent Biblical Allusions on Easter: 2


Somewhere out there, the universe cries in terror

INDIVIDUAL/RUNNING TOTALS
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PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 4
Most Used Spell: Catapult (2)
Attempted Thefts: 1
Items Stolen: 1
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Potion of Keen Mind
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 2
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Scritches Given: Many
Siblings Laid To Rest: 10
Returning BBEGs: 1
Bug Vacuums: 1
Bugs Vacuumed: 1
Secret Treasure Rooms That Unexpectedly Reveal The Grand Tapestry Of The Entire Found Family Venture: 1
TPK: 1
Kaiju(?): 1(???)

Don’t die? You’re gonna kill us!

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PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 206
Damage Taken: 74
Kills/KOs: 4
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Catapult (2)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Solemn Oaths Never To Thieve Again: 1
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 1
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Bananas Acquired: 1
Deus Ex Machina: 2
Paladin Oaths Sworn: 1
Skitches Slain: 1
Siblings emerging from other siblings like Ace Ventura from an animatronic rhino’s butt: 1
Tempting Crates Full of Powerful Items: 1
Powerful Evils From The Domains Of Dread Released Into Sigil: 1. It’s fine.

You wanna live? Jump in the shit hole!

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PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 26
Damage Taken: 5
Kills/KOs: 1
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Sending (1)
Attempted Thefts: 3
Items Stolen: 3
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Domino mask
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 0
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Struttin’ Hands: 1
Sweet-Ass Thieves’ Tools: 3
Children in Stasis: 3
Bizarre Golden Compasses: 1

Where is my goddamn orange!?

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PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 242
Damage Taken: 45
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Shocking Grasp (2)
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 6
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Azure Avengers: 1
Grease-Sucking Boots: 2
Foot-Tall Warforged: 1
Mugshots: 0, somehow

AGAB

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PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 196
Damage Taken: 40
Kills/KOs: 4
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness; Tasha’s Caustic Brew
Attempted Thefts: 4
Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: [unquantified]
Largest Item: Plantain
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 5
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Stanky Legs: 2
Mystical Transformations: Actually, we still need to talk this one out.
Live Kids: 8
Dead Kids: 5
New Stray Limit Previously Committed To: 0
New Strays: 3

The definition of insanity is expecting a group of shitty little kids to know the market rate for laundry service, LINDA.

INDIVIDUAL/RUNNING TOTALS
Stolen Items Inventory
Damage Dealt/Taken
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Attacks Avoided/Taken
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PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 4
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: N/A
Attempted Thefts: 0
Items Stolen: N/A
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 4
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Rings Accepted: 3
Rings Refused: 1
Weenie Votes: 3
Backwards Hands: 2
Siblings Arrested: 1
Trips to Hell: 1

Is it a murder book? Looks like a murder book. Are you sure it’s not a murder book?

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