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D&Observations: Episode 17 – Hound Of The King

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 29
Damage Taken: 13
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 2
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness (2)
Attempted Thefts: 3
Items Stolen: 3
Items Given Back: 3
Voluntarily: N/3
Most Items Stolen: Amulet
Largest Item: Look, it’s not what you stole, but how you stole it.
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 7
Episodes Since Last Theft: 0
Nanite Wands: 2
Barrel Rolls: 1
Journeys Home: 1
Unwelcome Visitors: 1


We’re shitty little kids, and we stick together!

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D&Observations: Episode 15 – The Dangers of Composting

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 530
Damage Taken: 171
Kills/KOs: 9
Killed/KOd: 1
Most Used Spell: Ray of Sickness (2)
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 5
Episodes Since Last Theft: 3
Falling Mushrooms: 1
Covert Transformations: 1
Vanishing Gnolls: 1
Compost Kaiju: 1


The Mushroom Kingdom does not tolerate violence.

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D&Observations: Episode 14 – Magic Isn’t Real

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
Kills/KOs: 0
Killed/KOd: 0
Most Used Spell: Magic Stone
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Stolen Items Shown Off: Like ALL of them
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 4
Episodes Since Last Theft: 2
Domains of Dread Cameos: 1
Warforged Battlesuits: 1
People Potatoes: 15 or so
Technological Revelations: So many
Number Twos: 2

I don’t think you’re gonna like the way we taste, because the way I hear it? We’re shitty little kids.

Watch Down & Outlands – Episode 14 on YouTube
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D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 111

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 197
Total Damage Taken: 131
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 16
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 3
Highest Overall Damage: 139 (Kleatos)
Most Used Spell: Bigby’s Hand, Heat Metal, Inflict Wounds (1)
Stool Samples: 2
Passwords Deciphered: 1
Bouts With Tunnelvision: 1
Mysterious Giant Trees: 1

Swordfish.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 111 – The Heart and The Dart

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 110

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 59
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: 59 (Digger)
Most Used Spell: Evard’s Black Tentacles, Poison Spray, Thorn Whip (1)
Gratuitous Murders: 2
Hot Greasy Darts: 1
Barbarians Putting Down Roots: 1
Knock-Knock Jokes: 3

Wet shirt don’t break.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 110 – Sausage Ex Machina

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 109

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 155
Total Damage Taken: 62
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 15
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 10
Attacks Taken: 8
Highest Overall Damage: 155 (Rock)
Most Used Spell: Dimension Door, Locate Object (1)
Plan B Revelations: 1
Piggyback Rides: 1
Doggy Bags of Holding: 1
Kicks In The Dick: 1

We’ll call it “The Hank.”

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 109 – Tasty Days, Tasty Nights

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 108

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 48
Total Damage Taken: 60
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: 48 (Digger)
Most Used Spell: Inflict Wounds (1)
Void Bibles In The Nightstand: 0
Drugged Root Beers: 2
Villainous Soliloquies: 1
Exotic Fruits: Many

Is it still a B&E if they burned your fast casual lighthouse down first?

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 108 – Have A Tasty Stay!

Tasty Boyz Episode 113 – All to Myself

The Boyz are embroiled in what good ol’ JR could understatedly label as a slobberknocker. Meanwhile, Rock fights his own battle trapped in a watery sphere and using his newfound inner fortitude to remain calm in the face of certain peril! Will they overcome the Baron and life to sup another day? Tune in to see if they can overcome this amuse douche or get 86’d by the Baron von Hergenbergenstein on an all-new episode D&DDT!

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer), Rock Leafbottom (Joel Vollmer), and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 107

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 23
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds, Disguise Self (1)
Bear Traps Set: 5
Realistic Vampire Disguises: 0
Tuna Melts: 3
Minutes Until Chateau Von Hergenbergerstein Became Chateau Von Hergenbergenstein: 21

Tasty Boyz Interdimensional: Better Than Sbarro™

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 107 – Have A Tasty Day!

D&Observations: Episode 13 – Imma Shoot That Dinosaur In The Butt

PARTY TOTALS
Damage Dealt: 270
Damage Taken: 89
Kills/KOs: 3
Killed/KOd: 3
Most Used Spell: Magic Stone, Ray of Sickness (1)
Attempted Thefts:
Items Stolen: 0
Items Given Back: 0
Voluntarily: N/A
Most Items Stolen: N/A
Largest Item: N/A
Episodes Since Caught Stealing: 3
Episodes Since Last Theft: 1
Dinosaurs Lasered in the Butt: 1
New Kings of Dinosaurs: 1
3-Foot-Tall Elephant Stampedes: 1
Inadvertent Biblical Allusions on Easter: 2


Somewhere out there, the universe cries in terror

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