Category: Tasty Boys

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 296
Total Damage Taken: 95
KOs/Kills: 6
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 18
Attacks Missed: 3
Attacks Avoided: 17
Attacks Taken: 12
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (98)
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds, Ego Whip, Finger of Death, Poison Spray, Vicious Mockery (1)
Lassoed Bats: 1
Ungrateful Vampires: 1
Fallen Sons: 1
Gratuitously Vivid Descriptions of Poison Spray: 1

The Void stole all my crabs and all I got was this lousy guilt trip

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 98 – Misty Missteps

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 166
Total Damage Taken: 92
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 15
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 5
Attacks Taken: 14
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (144)
Most Used Spell: Arms of Hadar, Cure Wounds, Dissonant Whispers, Thorn Whip (1)
Surprisingly Potent Majordomo: 1
Wandzooka Blasts of Faith: 1
Mutinous Vampire Colleagues: 3
Mutinous Crab Congregants: 88

Yakkity Snax. Don’t talk back.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 97 – 2 Split 2 Party

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0(?)
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds (2)
“Figures of Speech”: 1
Existential Crises: 2
Loose Owlbears: 1
Self-docking Boats: 1

Dear Sirs or Madams,

You have burned down my father’s shop, ruined our way of making a business, and probably disrupted a lot of the nefarious things that were going on underneath the noses of the constabulary which basically steers clear of what we’re doing, and so if you could kindly F off and take your soft opening and cram it where the sun don’t shine, I would appreciate it.

Yours very sincerely,
Nebraska T. Shanker

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 96 – Extra Life 2020 Livestream Recording – Part 2

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 506
Total Damage Taken: 222
KOs/Kills: 6
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 22
Attacks Missed: 5
Attacks Avoided: 42
Attacks Taken: 13
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (193)
Most Used Spell: Vicious Mockery (2)
Bear Traps: 2
Vampires: 1
Charred Teleportation Circles: 1
Murder Confessions: 1

Empty yourself and be free.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 95 – Extra Life 2020 Livestream Recording – Part 1

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 354
Total Damage Taken: 302
KOs/Kills: 3
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 4
Attacks Landed: 20
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 24
Attacks Taken: 18
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (135)
Most Used Spell: Counterspell (2)
Fever Dreams: 1
Ungrateful Sons: 1
Abducted Dwarves: 1
Butt Murders: 1

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 94 – I Saved Your Dad, @$$hole

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Sobering Criminal Admissions: 1
Sobering Owlbear Admissions: 1
Owlbears Tracked: 1
Owlbear Trackers Tracked: 1
Inadvertent Treasure Hunts: did anyone check on the kids?
Fireballs: 3

Reaping < Sowing

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 93 – I’ll Stick With My Meat

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