Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 176
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: The Void
Most Used Spell: Counterspell (2)
Attempted Homiecide: 1
Phone Confessions: 1
Percentage of Damage Self-Inflicted: 100%
Tasty Boyz Spotted At The Scene Of The Crime: 3
It’s no problem of mine
But it’s a problem I find
Living a life that I can’t leave behind
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 91 – Fast Casual Arson
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 90
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 305
Total Damage Taken: 101
KOs/Kills: 8
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 14
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 4
Highest Overall Damage: Horatio (164)
Most Used Spell: Fireball (1)
Suits of Armor: 5-6
Incidents Involving Fire: 3
Minor Crimes Prevented: 1
Major Crimes Committed: 3 and counting….
wHy DiD yOu TaKe My LiGhTeR aWaY?
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 90-Oh, The Ironing!
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 89
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 42
Total Damage Taken: 22
KOs/Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 2
Attacks Taken: 1
Highest Overall Damage: Rock (42)
Most Used Spell: Arms of Hadar, Dimension Door, Magic Missile (1)
Party Splits: 2
Evidentiary Feathers Hidden: Many
Doors Pried Open With Lances: 1
Wandookas Brought To A Bar Fight: 1
Wait, so I’m not too big for Dimension Door?
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 89 – Run To You
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 88
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 14
Total Damage Taken: 58
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (14)
Most Used Spell: Sending, Summon Greater Steed, Thorn Whip (1)
Barbarians Included: 1
Barbarians Abandoned: 1
Guilty Owlbears: 0, FOR ONCE.
Cattle Slaughtered: Many
Does this Wandzooka make my butt look big?
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 88 – The Words Unspoken
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 87
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Fog Cloud (2)
Wandzookas: 1
Horatio Hetfeld Ticket Sales: 94
Surreptitious Messages: 2
Mysteries Solved: maybe the real mysteries were the friends we made along the way
Digger & Kleatos: Private Dicks – You Get What You Pay For, And We Work For Free
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 87 – Lovin’ From The Oven
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 86
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Bone Spurs Cured: 1
Owlbears Sedated: 1
Paintings Touched: 0
Fake Mustaches: SO MANY
YOU get a promotion! And YOU get a promotion! YOU ALL GET PROMOTIOOOOOOOONS!
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 86 – Rock This House Tonight
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 85
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 281
Total Damage Taken: 75
KOs/Kills: 8
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 19
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 4
Attacks Taken: 5
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (90)
Most Used Spell: Toll The Dead (2)
Non-Magical Paintings: 1
Classrooms Plundered: 1
Dessicated Headmasters: 1
Cannonballs: 5
3 out of 4 ain’t bad.
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 85 – Save The Best For Last
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 84
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Frostbite (1)
Wet Ass Porkchops: 1
Phone Plan Minutes Used: 5
Naps Taken: 3
Years Since Horatio Disappeared: 3
Scissors beat paper, rock beats scissors, meat beats Rock
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 84- Back Through The Looking Glass
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 83
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 18
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Delusions of Battle: 1
Phone Etiquette Penalties: 1
Doors Seduced: 1
When You Saw Only One Set Of Footprints, It Was Then That I Carried You: 4
How deep is your Lom?
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 83 – Older Average Business Tortles
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 82
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Phantom Steed (1)
Miraculously Alive War Ponies: 1
Tankards of (Non-Minotaur) Milk: 2
Available Chocolate: None
Minutes Before The Boyz Remembered Horatio Wasn’t There: 25
If Niagara Falls but there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 82 – The Honeymooners
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