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Everybody wants a happy ending. Right? But it doesn’t always roll that way. Maybe this time. We hope if you play this back, it’s in celebration. We hope Tasty Boyz are reunited, we hope we get it back and something like a normal version of the old gang has been restored, if there ever was such a thing. Gods, what a world. Universe, now. If you told us 29 episodes ago that we would be here, you know, to this extent, I mean, we wouldn’t have been surprised, but come on, the epic forces of dark and light that have come in to play. And for better or worse, that’s the reality we’re going to have to move forward in. So we thought we better record a little greeting, in the case of an untimely death. Not that death at any time isn’t untimely. This people disappearing and reappearing thing? Who knows who’s coming back and who we’ll never see again. Then again that’s the adventuring gig. Part of the journey is the end. What are you even tripping for? Everything’s gonna workout exactly the way it’s supposed to on a very special DOUBLE-SIZED 30th episode of D&DDT!

Starring Clark Feldman, Hyde Caelum, Orin Veidt, The Ringer, Ultimate Worrier, YOUR King Ginger, and as DM: The Beard, with Special Guest: FingerTwitchings!

With their numbers depleted and a new friend in tow, the Tasty Boyz venture into the jungle wastes in an attempt to slay the scourge of Ole Chicago, a giant Black Dragon! But what else lurks in the shadows of the jungle? And what can four adventurers hope to do against a full grown Black Dragon? Find out what the game plan is on another episode of D&DDT!

Starring Clark Feldman, Hyde Caelum, Orin Veidt, The Ringer, Ultimate Worrier, YOUR King Ginger, and as DM: The Beard, with Special Guest: FingerTwitchings!

With the Tasty Boyz down one Digger (disappeared knowingly to unknown reaches), Hank (sent on a time errand by Professor Jakob’s chronomancer wife), and one Omar (we’re not actually sure what happened to Omar, but if you said Jakob’s wife, we wouldn’t be surprised), and they’re still on the way to hunt a dragon. Avenge the Fallen? Wait until everyone shows back up and take a long nap or learn to juggle? Find a new friend randomly and adventure forth? Find out what the team decides to do on a very special episode of D&DDT!

Starring Clark Feldman, Hyde Caelum, Orin Veidt, The Ringer, Ultimate Worrier, YOUR King Ginger, and as DM: The Beard. (Now with more FingerTwitchings)

One year old adventuring party, the Tasty Boyz are intentionally sentback in time to… a little bit ago by a Chronomancer married to eccentric scientist Professor Jakob L. Strongbrew. Upon arriving in the past, he inadvertently causes his parents to never meet. Wait, no. That’s not right. They save Ole Chicago from the Hydra and are greeted as heroes before monsters devastate the city. Now charged once again with the destruction of the Black Dragon to the East, they must venture forth! What danger lies ahead? What has happened to the fair Professor? Howthewhothewhatnow? GREAT SCOTT! Listen to find out all that and more on Episode 27 of D&DDT!

Starring Clark Feldman, Hyde Caelum, Orin Veidt, The Ringer, Ultimate Worrier, YOUR King Ginger, and as DM: The Beard.

Guess who just got back today? 
From a future that was dark and grey
Lots has changed back in the day
But man I still think the Tabaxi is crazy

Town guard were askin’ if they were around
How they fight, where could they be found
JDX told ’em you were comin’ round
Drivin’ the big hydra crazy

Tasty Boyz are back in town!

Why did we do this joke again? How many hydras does this area of the world have? Why is everything so CLEAN?!?! All those questions and more answered on Episode 26 of D&DDT!

Starring Clark Feldman, Hyde Caelum, Orin Veidt, The Ringer, Ultimate Worrier, YOUR King Ginger, and as DM: The Beard.

The Tasty Boys are at it again as they return to Ole Chicago on their way to get down with the Black Dragon that lurks to the East. As they venture through from Homestead to Ole Chicago they find a few interesting tidbits and trinkets to help them on their way. The only thing that can slow them now? SHOPPING. What else will they procure? Will LOM ever get to pet the kitties? What strange mythical beasts and magicks lay ahead of them on their journey? Find out all that and more on a very special episode of D&DDT!

Starring Clark Feldman, Hyde Caelum, Orin Veidt, The Ringer, Ultimate Worrier, YOUR King Ginger, and as DM: The Beard.

The Tasty Boys have freed Ole Chicago from the grips of the Hydra and are coming to grips with what happens next as they are rejoined by their friend Hank Bloodpile on the road back to Homestead. Hank brings interesting news about a business venture but that leads to more questions. Are the Xavier brothers all that they seem? What has driven the monsters into the populated areas? Where, oh where was the Great Adversary during all of this? Listen for all that and more on a brand new episode of D&DDT!

Starring Clark Feldman, Hyde Caelum, Orin Veidt, The Ringer, Ultimate Worrier, YOUR King Ginger, and as DM: The Beard.

Ole Chicago has been overrun with monsters but as the Tasty Boyz have found out, the biggest monster yet has cut a swath of destruction through the bustling metropolis leaving carnage in its wake. With the Cyclops’ defeated and their war chest filling, will they be able to hunt the Hydra down? What other manners of beast and man lurk in the remains of Ole Chicago? Should we distribute the gold or start a party fund? And where the heck is Hank Bloodpile?  Find out all that and more on Episode 23 of D&DDT.

Starring Clark Feldman, Hyde Caelum, Orin Veidt, The Ringer, Ultimate Worrier, YOUR King Ginger, and as DM: The Beard.

The Bloody Hands of God arrived in Ole Chicago only to run into a gang of Cyclops. After disposing of these monstrous interlopers the Tasty Boyz set out to explore more of the town to look for clues to the Hydra’s whereabouts and follow up on the House of Xavier. Will they unearth other monsters lurking around the next corner? How much gold can each member manage to carry and are there indeed treasures more desirable than coin? How many heads DOES a Hydra have?  Find out all that and more on Episode 22 of D&DDT.

Starring Clark Feldman, Hyde Caelum, Orin Veidt, The Ringer, Ultimate Worrier, YOUR King Ginger, and as DM: The Beard.

The Bloody Hands of God have arrived in Ole Chicago and found their fair share of beasties. From an Owlbear on the way to a gang of monoptical giants, the Tasty Boyz have their hands full as they continue to unravel the mystery of why monsters have overrun the hometown of Justin and Koda Xavier. Will they survive their bestial trial by fire? Where the hell is Hank when you need him? Will the Ringer ever shake his rolling funk? Find out all that and more on Episode 21 of D&DDT.

Starring Clark Feldman, Hyde Caelum, Orin Veidt, The Ringer, Ultimate Worrier, YOUR King Ginger, and as DM: The Beard.