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Tasty Boyz Episode 71 – There’s a Snake In My Boot

With murders solved in their rearview the Tasty Boyz run directly into new adventure as LOM’s long-lost Auntie charges them with retrieving a family heirloom from a former Dwarven stronghold in the Onion Caves northwest of New Kings Bae that has been seized by an Etten. Drawn from the pages of Rolled & Told June 2019, the Boyz are in for a few surprises along the way and for once, not all of them unpleasant!

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), and Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer) and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 70

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 472
Total Damage Taken: 185
KOs/Kills: 4
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 21
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 9
Attacks Taken: 10
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (301)
Most Used Spell: Banishment, Witch Bolt (2)
Spines Severed: 0
Chocolate Mohawks: 1
Private Dicks: 2. Er… 4? At least 2.
Hot Chocolate: Infinite

Georgia on my mind.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 70 – Extra Nice

Tasty Boyz Episode 70 – Extra Nice

The Boyz have been called on to help investigate… MURDER! Teaming up with the Criminal Spellcasting Investigation unit, the annual meeting of the Spellcasters Association has been plagued by three unspeakable deaths. Will the Boyz be able to unwind the mysteries of the Case of the Brutal Brunch? Tune in to find out!

(For those interested in running at home, the adventure base is from the December 2018 backup adventure from Rolled & Told!)

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Ref Dan Fitzgerald), and Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer) and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 69

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 51
Total Damage Taken: 11
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 4
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 1
Attacks Taken: 1
Highest Overall Damage: 46 (Kleatos)
Most Used Spell: Evard’s Black Tentacles, Speak With Dead (1)
Murders: 3
Sentient Cheeses: 1
Pants Pooped: 1
Crab-Based Accusations Slanderously Levied Against The Boyz: 1

I’m your private dick
A dick for money
I’ll sleuth what you want me to sleuth

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 69: Nice

Tasty Boyz Episode 69 – Nice

The Boyz are back in town and yes, we made that joke. We’ve waited two years to get here and we made it so Let’s hear it for the Boyz, Let’s give the Boyz a hand.Let’s hear it for our baby, You know you go to understand. Whoa, maybe they’re no Romeos, But they’re my lovin’ four-man show. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s hear it for the Boyz.

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Hyde Caelum), and Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer) and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 68

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 35
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 1
Highest Overall Damage: 2 (Lom)
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds, Greater Restoration, Mass Cure Wounds (1)
Walks Toward The Light: 1
Dick Punches: 1
Beachy Stealth Jobs: 1
Cursed Old Men Rehomed: 1

Who knew you could refinance a soul.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 68: Growth Mindset

Tasty Boyz Episode 68 – Growth Mindset

The Boyz made a new friend! I’m trying to write a description here, but it’s the 4th anniversary of Prince passing away and I refuse to stop the Purple Current Stream. You want to know more? Tune in and indulge in another episode with the Tasty Boyz.

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Hyde Caelum), and Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer) and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 67

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 40
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Message (6)
Charmed, I’m Sure: 1
Egos Whipped: 1
Tails Held: 2
Dudes Who Are Lit AF: 1

OK crabbies, now let’s get in formation.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 67: A Light Shaft

Tasty Boyz Episode 67 – A Light Shaft

Crab Cults. Nefarious Negotiation. A Throne of Stone and into the Cove and down we go. What mysteries await the Boyz as they venture forth into the unknown this week? Tune in and find out!

Featuring Digger Doomtree (Orin Veidt), Kleatos B’Goar (Ultimate Worrier), Lom McHillface (Hyde Caelum), and Horatio Hetfield (Nate the Ringer) and as always Beard as your DM.

D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 66

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 999
Total Damage Taken: 175
KOs/Kills: 39
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 24
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 34
Attacks Taken: 27
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (443)
Most Used Spell: Fireball (2)
Angry Crabs: 67
Holy Crab Altars Discovered: 1
Crabs Converted To The Void: 27
Friendly Fire Tentacle Attacks: 1

We’ve got crab legs.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 66: If You’re Havin’ Crab problems, I Feel Bad For You Son….