Category: Stats

Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 176
Total Damage Taken: 156
KOs/Kills: 6
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 17
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 5
Attacks Taken: 2
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (70)
Most Used Spell: Eldritch Blast, Frostbite, Mass Cure Wounds, Misty Step, Time Vortex (1)
Failed Superkick Parties: 1
Feral Hogs: 13-15
Severe Burns: 6
Gaseous Forms Violated: 1

Stop, drop, and roll.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 73: Who Let The Hogs Out?

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 11
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Gorillas in the Mist: 1
Sleeping Bears Let Lie: 2
Watery Pies: 1
BEES!: Lots

Oh, what a feeling.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 72 – The Birddog And The Bees

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: N/A
Dick Moves: 1
Private Dick Moves: 1
Returning Alchemists: 0
Returning Chronomancers: 1
Incidents of Thinly Veiled Racism By Dwarven Aunties: 3

Hold me closer, chronomancer.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 71 – There’s A Snake In My Boot

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 472
Total Damage Taken: 185
KOs/Kills: 4
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 21
Attacks Missed: 4
Attacks Avoided: 9
Attacks Taken: 10
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (301)
Most Used Spell: Banishment, Witch Bolt (2)
Spines Severed: 0
Chocolate Mohawks: 1
Private Dicks: 2. Er… 4? At least 2.
Hot Chocolate: Infinite

Georgia on my mind.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 70 – Extra Nice

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 51
Total Damage Taken: 11
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 4
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 1
Attacks Taken: 1
Highest Overall Damage: 46 (Kleatos)
Most Used Spell: Evard’s Black Tentacles, Speak With Dead (1)
Murders: 3
Sentient Cheeses: 1
Pants Pooped: 1
Crab-Based Accusations Slanderously Levied Against The Boyz: 1

I’m your private dick
A dick for money
I’ll sleuth what you want me to sleuth

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 69: Nice

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 35
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 1
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 1
Highest Overall Damage: 2 (Lom)
Most Used Spell: Cure Wounds, Greater Restoration, Mass Cure Wounds (1)
Walks Toward The Light: 1
Dick Punches: 1
Beachy Stealth Jobs: 1
Cursed Old Men Rehomed: 1

Who knew you could refinance a soul.

Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 68: Growth Mindset

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 40
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spell: Message (6)
Charmed, I’m Sure: 1
Egos Whipped: 1
Tails Held: 2
Dudes Who Are Lit AF: 1

OK crabbies, now let’s get in formation.

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 999
Total Damage Taken: 175
KOs/Kills: 39
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 24
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 34
Attacks Taken: 27
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (443)
Most Used Spell: Fireball (2)
Angry Crabs: 67
Holy Crab Altars Discovered: 1
Crabs Converted To The Void: 27
Friendly Fire Tentacle Attacks: 1

We’ve got crab legs.

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Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 95
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 5
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 2
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 3
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Digger (95)
Most Used Spells: Enervation, Evard’s Black Tentacles, Phantom Steed (1)
Good Deeds Rewarded: 1
Inspiration For Ass Cream: 1
Extraplanar Plants Grown: 1
Intracompany Rivalries Established: Countless
North Is: Right

It was a Starbucks Doubleshot commercial.

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Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
KOs/Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: N/A
Most Used Spells: None!
Jealous Displacer Beasts: 1
Crab Traps Constructed: 1
Slides Sabotaged: 1
Broken Grocery Bags: 2

It’s ButtSaw.

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