Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 176
Total Damage Taken: 55
KOs/Kills: 2
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 0
Attacks Landed: 3
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: Horatio (132)
Most Used Spells: Evard’s Black Tentacles, Mental Prison, Synaptic Static
New Patrons Blown Off: 1
Doors Disintegrated By Urine: 1
Whole New Worlds: 2
Portals Discovered: ???
Tasty Boyz Episode 58 – Song of Obedience
This is the theme to Garry’s Show
The theme to Garry’s show
The Tasty Boyz riled me up and I engulfed that dwarf guy
I’m almost halfway finished
Lom doesn’t like it so far
How would you like to be digested slow
This is the theme to Garry’s Show
The opening theme to Garry’s show
This is the music that you hear as I digest the barbarian
We’re almost to the part where the Tasty Boyz kill me
That’ll be the end of “It’s Garry Shambling’s Show”
(horrific combat noises)
Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 57
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 845
Total Damage Taken: 208
KOs/Kills: 10
Deaths: 0
KO’d: 1
Attacks Landed: 20
Attacks Missed: 2
Attacks Avoided: 12
Attacks Taken: 18
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (427)
Most Used Spells: Fireball (5)
Covert Logging Operations: 1
Souls Sold: ???
Tasty Boyz Swallowed: 2
Tasty Boyz For Life: 4
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 57 – Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
Tasty Boyz Episode 57 – Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
Tasty Boyz take requests now? After teasing some lizardfolk, encountering a Shambling Mound and almost suffocating inside of him, the Boyz are all set to head back to New Kings Bae as Digger arrives fresh off another wood quest, but something happens on the way to the teleportation bubble and Gary’s relatives aren’t happy (actually they’re mindless constructs, but work with us here)!
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 56
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 185
Total Damage Taken: 83
Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
KOs: 0
Attacks Landed: 18
Attacks Missed: 1
Attacks Avoided: 6
Attacks Taken: 6
Highest Overall Damage: Kleatos (134)
Highest Overall Monster Healing: Horatio (24)
Most Used Spells: Dimension Door, Dissonant Whispers (2)
Awkward Tuna Reunions: 1
Flying Lessons Promised: 1
Loms Swallowed: 1
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 56 – The Gary Shambling Show
D&Deets: Tasty Boyz – Episode 55
Episode Totals
Total Damage Dealt: 0
Total Damage Taken: 0
Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
KOs: 0
Attacks Landed: 0
Attacks Missed: 0
Attacks Avoided: 0
Attacks Taken: 0
Highest Overall Damage: No damage. We’re pacifists now. Suck it, nerds.
Most Used Spells: None, not even Prestidigitation for atmosphere
Race Carriage Beds: 1
Toasts Corrected: 1
Hotel Rooms Booked: 2
Baby Owlbears: STILL ZERO, RIGHT, HORATIO!? RIGHT!?
Listen to D&DDT: Tasty Boyz: Episode 55 – Clangin’ and Bangin’
Tasty Boyz Episode 56 – The Gary Shambling Show
The Tasty Boyz are men about town as they go looking for a site for Kleatos Home for Wayward Individuals (working title, all rights reserved). What they find is a professional woodworker with a very specific request… one that to fill may mean DEATH for one of the Boyz!
Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.
Tasty Boyz Episode 55 – Clangin’ and Bangin’
Kleatos returns with updates from Corporate and the Boyz learn more about the ins and outs of Tasty Boyz Interdimensional and what comes next in their employment.
Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.
Tasty Boyz Episode 54: Today’s Lazy Consumer
While Kleatos is away, the Boyz will play. After getting a letter from his friend, Elijah the Boyz start to get settled into their new home after returning from their Sea adventure but are off again and getting into quite a pickle without their resident Red-Meat Babyface.
Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.
Tasty Boyz Episode 53 – Modify Her I Hardly Know Her
The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin’ sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SEA HAG?!?
Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.
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