Author: jameswheeler

This is the theme to Garry’s Show
The theme to Garry’s show
The Tasty Boyz riled me up and I engulfed that dwarf guy
I’m almost halfway finished
Lom doesn’t like it so far
How would you like to be digested slow

This is the theme to Garry’s Show
The opening theme to Garry’s show
This is the music that you hear as I digest the barbarian
We’re almost to the part where the Tasty Boyz kill me
That’ll be the end of “It’s Garry Shambling’s Show”

(horrific combat noises)

Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.

Tasty Boyz take requests now? After teasing some lizardfolk, encountering a Shambling Mound and almost suffocating inside of him, the Boyz are all set to head back to New Kings Bae as Digger arrives fresh off another wood quest, but something happens on the way to the teleportation bubble and Gary’s relatives aren’t happy (actually they’re mindless constructs, but work with us here)!

The Tasty Boyz are men about town as they go looking for a site for Kleatos Home for Wayward Individuals (working title, all rights reserved). What they find is a professional woodworker with a very specific request… one that to fill may mean DEATH for one of the Boyz! 

Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.

Kleatos returns with updates from Corporate and the Boyz learn more about the ins and outs of Tasty Boyz Interdimensional and what comes next in their employment. 

Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.

While Kleatos is away, the Boyz will play. After getting a letter from his friend, Elijah the Boyz start to get settled into their new home after returning from their Sea adventure but are off again and getting into quite a pickle without their resident Red-Meat Babyface.

Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else’s lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin’ for?
Tune in and find out!

Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.

The Tasty Boyz continue their search for buried treasure and a life of leisure all while Digger continues to recover from some bad Tuna. One thing’s for sure, the Captain may have not told the Boyz the whole story or what happens when they find what they’re looking for! Will they all survive to share the story or will dead Boyz tell no tales? Tune in to a very special episode and find out!

Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM.

The Tasty Boyz are out to sea and hot on the trail on adventure. Well, as hot as their storm damaged ship can be. Will they discover the secret that the ocean holds and restore the family name of their Captain or take up shop in Davy Jones’ locker? (Yes, the Monkees star. We have pull). Listen in and find out!

Starring Orin Veidt, Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM!

Featuring Part 2 of our Extra Life adventure and drawing from Rolled & Told Issue #11, the Boyz continue their seaward adventure and encounter a bit of the chop! Listen along as they brave the elements and help us raise funds for Gillette’s Children’s Hospitals and Clinics by donating as we embark on our 5th year of fundraising to help kids and their families in need of medical support! https://www.extra-life.org/team/47303

Starring Worrier, Referee Hyde Caelum, The Ringer, and Beard as your DM!